There is no hope
The other day I was in line at the market and as always I read the covers of the magazines. I have over time lost all comprehension of what most of the stories are about. On several covers the headline was "Two Kardashian marriages on the rocks". Believing that anything about the Kardashians is a joke, I made a comment to the clerk and bagger. To my surprise they both knew all about the Kardashians marital problems and were very well informed about many other details of their lives.
There is no hope
Figs
Yesterday was a record day for fig production. I collected 10 big ripe figs from our Brown turkey tree, from which I produced the most lovely jam.
10 large ripe figs
half a cup of sugar
pinch of salt
chop figs; simmer with sugar for 30 minutes (stir )
add off heat 1 tbls lemon juice and 1 tbls port wine
cool and eat
Enjoy